Posted 7/19/08
Update                                                              To all who came out to rock with us and the Two Twenty Two's at Waldo's, we offer a huge THANK YOU! It was a kick ass time and we're looking forward to another show at Waldo's with them and Darkest Grace around Halloween. We've also got shows planned down south at Pacific Raceway in Auburn. So if you like high flyin' motorcycles and quads, AND you like live music, you won't want to miss this! Check back soon to get the details!

 

Posted 7/8/08
Update                                                             Well, here we are again! The TuT site has been on vacation for the past few weeks. You can tell because of the tan. In other news, we had a show posted for this Friday, July 11, at Jimmy Z's. Unfortunately, we won't be able to make that show, but come out Saturday to Waldo's and check out the show! And finally, our myspace site is back up thanks to Randy! You should also know, it went down thanks to Randy. Check it out here!

 

Posted 4/27/08
Message Board Update                                 Today we're introducing a new password feature to the Message Board. To post a message on our Message Board you will need to input the password which will be located right here on the News page! Passwords will be temporarily updated because it seems that as of late some people have really taken a liking to our site, specifically the Message Board! Now, these nice people are simply trying to share their ample knowledge, experience and information, pertaining to the porn and mortgage industries, with the few who actually do check out our site for the non-porn and mortgage related content (THANKS SUE!!!). We hope you're still with us. With this new feature we can limit the porn and mortgage related content from our site, thus doing our part to drive this type of business to the local porn and mortgage stores right down the road. See, we're simply trying to help build the local economy back up!

Also, come on out to the Central Saloon in Pioneer Square on June 1st @ 8PM. TuT will be jamming with Darkest Grace and The Two Twenty Two's. DON'T MISS IT!!! 

 

Posted 4/16/08
Message Board Update                                 This is truly amazing! We didn't think that anyone ever visited this site! But numbers show that we've had a few frequent guests who like to hit up our message board. That's great! Anyone knows Randy can use the massive amounts of porn and Chris and I are in need of home loans! Seriously, I do have to thank you all for providing us with links to stuff that, at any time, we can find at the porn and mortgage store down the road. Brilliant! Unfortunately, your generous postings are just a smidge to big. This makes people say to themselves, "Gee, this site sucks!! I'll never visit this site again. But while I'm here, I better check out the porn and mortgage links...oh, wait...I'll just go to the porn and mortgage store down the road." Really, they will say it. Meanwhile, you're shooting yourself in the foot (or shin, maybe you're a bad shot) because now everyone has realized they're getting nothing but crap here and now they'll never visit this site again, thus eliminating your customer base. Bad business the way we see it. Really, hire someone who can get your advertising to the much needed vehicle it's been craving for so long. Message boards on sites nobody visits??? Again...Brilliant! And yes, it's a program that does it automatically, but still...

Still working on the CD. More to come soon. Peace, metal style.

 

Posted 3/16/08
New CD...wait for it!                                 Really, there is a CD on the way. Promise. In fact, that's why it's been two months since our last update. We're so busy recording that we don't have anything to provide updates on. So here's a briefing: Chris is pissed at Brett for deleting source files. Brett is pissed at Chris for muting the track and not realizing it until half way through. Randy has to start over...again. We really are having a great time working on this. There's been a few temptations for us to pick up some new gear, but we were strong (and we were slow) and managed to refrain. It is, as the kids nowadays say, on.

 

Posted 1/20/08
Update                                                              So we should probably start by telling you all Happy New Year and stuff. As you can tell it has been some time since our last posting. We'd like to thank Thisyhita for taking the time to write in. Even though we don't post our site in your language (we're guessing it's English with a quaint, upper-class British accent kind of how you hear royalty talking on TV) we still really appreciate you checking out our site!

We've been working on a new full length CD for y'all! But we keep getting new gear half way through the recording. Then we need to re-record everything. So keep checking back for more updates to find out when and where you can get your coveted copy! Alright then.

 

Posted 11/25/07
Apple Cup Tailgate Party                           Earlier this week we were asked to play a tailgate party at the Apple Cup. We had no clue what to expect and didn't even know where we were playing until we got there but everything turned out great. We'd like to thank Listen Louder and Big Fat Alice for hanging out in the cold for us. You guys all kick ass! Special thanks go out to Travis and Joe at Glass Ceiling and Car Toys for providing the stage. And to all the Huskies and Cougs that hung out, or walked by, or gave us beer, or took beer from us, or gave us the rock horns, or massaged Randy's feet, or put beer on our cars and in our ears, thank you all!!! Your blatant drunkedness made us feel completely at home!

Check back soon for more updates and more shows. We've got a some more south end shows to post once we get more info. Sorry Sue! It's tough because it's crack! We will try to get back up to the North end for ya!

 

Posted 10/10/07
Update - NEW TuT MUSIC                           Alright, alright, we're news happy around here lately. You asked for it and you got it! Now you gotta get in there and check out THREE NEW TuT SONGS! Find them on the music page. Tell your friends and their friends. Then tell your friends to tell their friends who you just told!. That's like putting a period after a sentence ending with an exclamation point! We're currently working on putting together a full length album which is due out by the end of the year!! Keep your eyes and ears peeled for it, then make sure they're covered with an antibiotic ointment and some gauze to avoid an infection. Or just keep checking back. Thanks, bye.

 

Posted 10/7/07
Correction/Update                                      Hopefully we won't make a habit out of this, but we must regretfully announce the cancellation of our previously posted show at Maggie O'Tooles on Saturday November 17. What a bummer!

We had a great time last night at Maggie O'Tooles with all who came out. It was a BUMPIN' night to say the least! We gotta say thanks to all the bands who showed up, but most of all, thanks to the people who stayed up to check us out! You all kick ass!!

We'll be heading back down to Cheers West on Friday October 12! Come on out to show your support for local music and TuT! Get more details on the shows page. Stay tuned for new DM Challenges and check back soon to find out when and where you can catch us! Peace, metal style.

 

Posted 10/1/07
Update - NEW  DM Challenges!                 Good morning, afternoon, evening, or night (pick one and only one). Thanks to all who came out to the Lakepointe Bar & Grill last week to check us out with PC Load Letter and 4th World. It was yet another kick ass night at the Lakepointe! NOW, the moment you all have been waiting for. And by "you all" I mean ADWO. DM Challenge #153-CG. It's been a while since we've put on a DM Challenge. For those unfamiliar with DM Challenges, here's a brief tutorial. DM now stands for DEAD MATCH. Challenges stands for challenges, and when put together, they become - DM Challenges. Or DM Challenge if you don't pluralize it. Get it? The previous DM Challenges have been lost to the endless pit at the bottom of the scrolling screen. This is a good thing because you will not be able to compare these new challenges to the old ones, thus having opinions such as..."oh, those old DM Challenges were better than these new crappy ones.' and 'I wish they would come up with something original once in a while' and my favorite, 'I'll kill you and your first born, bitch!" Now the DM Challenges originated because we wanted it that way. DM Challenges are most certainly not not nonsensical rantings about whatever comes out of the brain next. Completely random thought Similar to what you're reading now. Again, just to be clear, they're not. Now, if you've made it this far and you're not dead or dying...congrats! You win DM Challenge #153-CG. You're prize is thanks enough to us! See how simple and lame that is? This is clearly only to set a lower standard compared to previous DM Challenges. There's no way anyone is reading this now.

Now that's out of the way - Come on out to Maggie O'Toole's this Saturday October 6th or if you can't make it this week, we'll be down there again on Saturday November 17th too! Get more info on the shows page.

 

Posted 10/1/07
Correction                                                      Unfortunately we had to cancel our November 16 show at the Lakepointe Bar & Grill. We'd like to express our apologies to the Lakepointe Bar & Grill and anyone planning to come out to the show to check us out, but you can still head out to check out Draghead!

 

Posted 9/16/07
Update                                                            Thanks to everyone at Cheers West in University Place for having us down there Friday night. You witnessed the birth of the TuT salute! We had a great time getting to know everyone and hope Ike had a great birthday, even though he was running the sound. Ike, you ROCK!!! We'd also like to thank everyone from Man Alive, Listen Louder, and Mom's Rocket for jamming with us. We hope to make it down there again soon. To correct a previous post dated 7/10/07: Regarding the show at Club BC's on August 11 - This show never happened because Club BC's has shut down. Quite unfortunate it is, but we move on. Peace, metal style.

 

Posted 8/1/07
Update                                                              Check out the new pics just posted on the photos page! More to come. And be sure to check out TuTs newest song WORLD CONTROL. New Songs Coming Soon!

 

Posted 7/10/07
Update                                                              Werd Up Y'all! Thanks to all who came out to Club BC's to check us out with stone bender and darkest grace who brought it, and brought it hard, just like hard ought to be brought when being hard and brought. Yeah. As always stone bender kicked some major assholebutt. We were a major force of evil and good. We've got a show lined up at Club BC's for August 11, which if you look slightly to your right, it's written there too. Cool! We should be posting more info about it shortly, such as which major recording artist will be showing up to perform!!! HUGE ASS STUFF!!!

 

Posted 6/8/07
Update                                                              Hello everyone! We’d like to start by thanking everyone who showed up to our live show at Valhalla last week. We’d especially like to thank any person who was able to remain inside for periods longer than five minutes. That’s how long it took before your ear drums exploded. You have all won our “Val-Holla-In-Your-Face-And-Make-You-Deaf” surprise Death Match! Prizes will be available when you fund a major studio recording project and a U.S. tour for us and set us up with distribution and merchandising deals. Now that’s a great deal!

Unirregarlesslynessless of the sound quality, we had a great time at Valhalla. It was our first show in months, as we’ve been spending much of our time working on recording a new demo. Within the next couple of weeks we’ll be posting four songs from our demo,  and all new pix so be sure to check back for those! Later!